Big D's Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she put her watch in a piggy bank to save time!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so ugly, she put her face in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so stupid, she locked herself out of her motorcycle!

Yo mama so old, she’s mentioned in a shout out at the end of the Bible!

Yo mama so poor, when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo mama teeth so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade!

Yo mama so fat, she plays pool with the planets!

Yo mama so ugly, as a child her parents had to feed her with a slingshot!

Yo mama so stupid, if you stood next to her, you would hear the ocean!

Yo mama so old, when she gave birth to you, you came out with dentures!

Yo mama so poor, burglars break in and leave money!

Yo mama teeth so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger!

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change!

Yo mama so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankles, they put it around her neck!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought putting lipstick on her forehead would help her makeup her mind!

Yo mama so old, when she ran track, they timed her with a sundial!

Yo mama so poor, she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch!

Yo mama teeth so yellow, she spits butter!